"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.